How do you lock your bicycle on tour?As a bike nomad whoās been randomly cycling around for years, people wonder how I secure my bike when im on tour. Do I carry a giant chainā¦
Ultralight Bikepacking with a LaptopIf you try searching for advice on bikepacking with a laptop, youāre generally going to get a few responses: Backpack - Gives you a sweatyā¦
One Day on the Atlas Mountain RaceI cycled from Bristol to Morocco, and back at the end of 2019 and early 2020. Why? After my stupid achilles injury that took up most ofā¦
Bike HacksAre you a couple of miles (or days) from the nearest bike shop? If youāre like me, and enjoy creative problem solving, then this is a funā¦
Cotswold Gravel CollectionBristol and Bath are two amazing cities that Iām lucky to have called home most of my life. I lived between the two cities, riding in andā¦
Cinq Plug 5 Plus ReviewWhen youāre out riding for weeks at a time, there are all sorts of devices to keep charged. Phone, bike computer, head torch, the remote forā¦
Garmin Edge 530 ReviewI took the Garmin Edge 530 for a little jaunt through Ireland, England, north Spain, then down the west coast of Portugal. It was my mainā¦
N-1 Bikes for ReforestationGoing from fundraising 70,000 trees in summer, to being injured and unable to do shit, meant I had to think outside the box in order to keepā¦
Bicycles and FerriesFerries have been a crucial part of my European touring adventures this year, and it wasnāt just me boat-packing around. Every ferry I gotā¦
Stupid Achilles Injury, Stupid RecoveryI think itās generally healthy to find and push your limits, but I kicked my limits in the face and hurt myself. Riding a loaded touringā¦
Bailing on Balkans, Heading to ScandenaviaVarious questionable decisions had lead to me being in the Balkans in July. It had been hot as hell in June, and the first half of July wasnā¦
Three Different Touring SetupsFiguring out exactly what bags to get for my tour was tough. Thereās loads of options and obsessing about it is hard to avoid. Should I tryā¦
Going Wild in BosniaBosnia was wild. It was first wild camp since the Slovakian mosquito/bivy failure, and it was the most remote, spidery, beautiful, brokenā¦
Bike-Karting in SerbiaItās not my first time in Serbia, but this was a fantastic experience. I set off from the Hungarian side of the border after havingā¦
Fundraiser for Planting a Shitload of TreesThis fundraiser managed to get 100,000 trees in the ground in 2019. In 2020 things are far worse, so weāre going bigger. I have started aā¦
Austria, Slovenia & HungarySince the madness in Slovakia Iāve gone a bit quiet on the place-based blogging. Iāve moaned about how bad the Garmin Vector 3 pedals areā¦
Trials and Tribulations of Touring TubelessTubeless in cyclocross and mountain biking these days is pretty much the default, but going tubeless for road is a long frustrating drive onā¦
Garmin Vector 3: Dodgy Power PedalsWhen you spend $900 on some fancy power pedals, you kinda hope the hardware wonāt literally fall apart while the software bugs out every fewā¦
Botched Bivy Camping in SlovakiaThe last stop in my Czech crossing was Brno, and I struggled leaving, it was so nice, and hot, and I ended up having lunch and a beer with aā¦
Euro Trip: Czech RepublicIāve not felt this at home in any country. Czech Republic, to me, feels just like being in the west country (South West, UK). Hello is āahoyā¦
Touring LogisticsWhen I started out in Spain there was just one shop in town which had a rack: a big heavy steel bastard, and just the one panier which wasā¦
Euro Trip: Two Months StatsTwo months ago I set off from Spain heading north, with no real goals other than āhit as many countries as you can and do a good job at yourā¦
Losing my Nut on the Swiss/German BorderI have a reputation for haphazard bike work, and getting into stupid situations. I crash, I forget to torque my bars up so a crash mid crossā¦
Euro Trip: Switzerland to LiechtensteinAfter my brief stop in Milan, I had fresh bearings, fresh legs, and some beefy new tubeless tyres, all in perfect timing for a venture intoā¦
Getting my Bearings in MilanMilan was a great rest stop after a bonkers trip through the French Alps, and I had three days off the bike as once again there were thingsā¦
French Alps to Italy via Colle di TendeAfter taking a week long break in Nice to relax on a beach, get my back wheel re-spoked, and get a bit of work done, I popped over to Monacoā¦
French Flat F**keryThings went to absolute shit between Montpelier and Nice, and got a bit silly getting over the Alps to Italy. Constant headwinds and coldā¦
Andorra and the Minibus HeroThe pace in Spain had been a bit funny. I got drafted to speak at API Meetup Barcelona, which was about a week after I had originallyā¦
Crashy McCiderface Goes on TourAfter leaving the states and spending five weeks in the Canary Islands, it still felt too soon to rush into a new life back in the UK, so Iā¦
Canary Islands: Gran Canaria and TenerifeAfter quitting my job and leaving the States in a rush, and with Brexit not making going home to the UK too appealing. It was February andā¦
Escape From New York2018 was a blast, in a bunch of unexpected and ridiculous ways. It had come to my attention sometime around June that I hated by job. Lotsā¦
DCCX 2018DCCX was a road-trip weekend down to a UCI race around Lincolnās summer home⦠or something. Two very different days, with two very differentā¦
Wallowing at Hippo Cross CX ā18The last few weeks have been lighter on cyclocross than they should have been. I had planned a double weekend of Lucky Charm and Cooperā¦
Catching Up on Cross Season 2018Some of the big takeaways from last year were about breathing. My last race Elm City was a mess once my nose turbine (a little plasticā¦
Cylcing on the Pan-American HighwayWith my trial ride up Cere Jefe out of the way, Idiota Gringo set off for a bigger adventure: Panama City to El Valle de Antón. Anton Valleyā¦
Idiota Gringo Bikes Panama: Arrival and Cerro JefeSome friends moved to Panama from Colombia and invited me down, so I grabbed my cross bike and went for an explore. Unlike last years tripā¦
Poutine or Bust: NYC to MontrealNobody wants to hear about sweating away on TrainerRoad so Iāve been quiet since cross season was done, but now I have an adventure to writeā¦
Elm City CX 2017: One Whole Season āIntactā!Last year, Elm City was my first cross race. It was the last of the season, and that was no coincidence. I was desperately waiting for myā¦
Supercross 2017Supercross CX has to be one of the top tier northeast cyclocross events. Itās absolutely huge, and with two variations over two days it feltā¦
Bubblecross 2017Bubblecross is a fantastic course in a park, literally passing through a swing set, two sand pits and then sneaking up through some awesomeā¦
MartyCross 2017Back home from Kutztown, there was just enough time to fix up the bike, get beer and nachos in the belly, and get the kit washed for anotherā¦
Kutztown CX 2017: Cat 4/5 RaceKutztown CX is a grassy, turny crit. Thereās nothing particularly technical other than a 6-ft pump track, and a set of barriers after aā¦
Cross is Here: Nittany Lion Cross 2017Itās cross season, and all my bones are working! Last season I was in a boot, but this time around Iām all good to go.With very little crossā¦
Flying to Colombia with Not a Bike BagTraveling to major cities, figuring out the taxi/train/bus to and from the airport, then bumbling about yet another globalized concreteā¦
Getting into Road Racing āFor RealsāOver the last five weeks Iāve been getting into the swing of road racing. Iāve done plenty of Brooklyn alley cat type stuff, snuck in thatā¦
This Week in Bikes: Collarbones, Crashes and New FixieOne-armed struggles in the pain cave, fixing up a set of wobbly handlebars on the go, and a rather stupid mountain bike crash - with anā¦
Unexpected Upgrade: SuperSix EvoIāve had a spot of bad luck over the last few months. First a fractured heel in late October, all my bikes have had mechanical trouble, thenā¦
This Week In Bikes: Cyclops Hammer SetupI try setting up a Cyclops Hammer and was about as smooth as a brick. Ended up running through about five bike shops to find a 11-speedā¦
Elm City CX 2016: Amateur on IceAs a road rider and occasional mountain biker, cyclocross always seemed alien, expensive, and tricky to break into. I met a chap at the newā¦
Protected Bike Lanes? MehAfter a really strong season of riding, Iām having to take a break. On the commute to work, some daft bastard ran me off my bike, giving meā¦
Getting into Cycling: Your First CenturyThis season Iāve noticed an increase in people āgetting into cyclingā and wanting to go on bike adventures, which suits me nicely. I gotā¦